What follows is either a piece of grammatical / ontological speculation, or a shaggy dog story[1. Scouting around for a brief definition of the phrase shaggy dog story, I found Wikipedia straightforward but appreciated the compact irony of the Urban Dictionary: "A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals."]--probably the latter. I was reading this report of a conference on the nature of consciousness in the NY Times when it occurred to me that there can be no "science of consciousness" because science is a product of consciousness. We can & do have consciousness of science, because science is a product of consciousness--an aspect--not the other way around. Maybe it's just a trick of grammar & cannot be generalized, but it's a trick that reveals something important. One does not say "the science of earth" for Geology (though we might well say Earth Science, which is itself revealing); nor does one say "the science of animals" for Zoology. Should one consider nouns like geology & zoology as highly compressed forms of apposition? If so, what does that imply? And why has no one yet proposed Consciousology as a name for this new science?